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Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving Turtleneck

The Rake Me Ups

Thanksgiving Turtleneck

Description

This Thanksgiving turtleneck just made turkey day sexy. If that makes you uncomfortable, just think about every other holiday. Halloween has slutty cats. Christmas has mistletoe. Thanksgiving now has this fall-themed turtleneck made to hide your double chin.

Sadly, somewhere along the way, Thanksgiving became more about making a food baby rather than making an actual baby. This holiday turtleneck is changing that. I mean, let's be real, there's nothing hotter than decorative gourds oozing out of a cornucopia.

Product Details

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

Description

This Thanksgiving turtleneck just made turkey day sexy. If that makes you uncomfortable, just think about every other holiday. Halloween has slutty cats. Christmas has mistletoe. Thanksgiving now has this fall-themed turtleneck made to hide your double chin.

Sadly, somewhere along the way, Thanksgiving became more about making a food baby rather than making an actual baby. This holiday turtleneck is changing that. I mean, let's be real, there's nothing hotter than decorative gourds oozing out of a cornucopia.

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Product Details

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

Read More

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