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Thanksgiving Turtleneck

This Thanksgiving turtleneck just made turkey day sexy. If that makes you uncomfortable, just think about every other holiday. Halloween has slutty cats. Christmas has mistletoe. Thanksgiving now has this fall-themed turtleneck made to hide your double chin.

Sadly, somewhere along the way, Thanksgiving became more about making a food baby rather than making an actual baby. This holiday turtleneck is changing that. I mean, let's be real, there's nothing hotter than decorative gourds oozing out of a cornucopia.