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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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You don't know me, but I need you to trust me. This is the greatest turtleneck you will ever lay your eyes on...well, I should say the greatest you'll ever put your neck into. It's stretchy, it's comfy, it's cozy, it's not too tight, it's not too loose, it's got a retro look to it, and it will make everyone at the après turn and stare, and you'll love it. 

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  • Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
  • 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
  • Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
  • Chain encouraged, not included
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO
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