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To see if this women's Xmas lumber turtleneck is for you, let's play Wood You Rather, we wanna axe you some questions. First question: Wood you rather attract lumberjacks or computer nerds? Second question: Wood you rather stay warm this winter by jogging in place or with under-the-covers collaborative friction (are we allowed to say sex, cause we mean sex)? Third question: Wood you rather look smoking hot or like a wet blanket?

If you answered any of these questions correctly then the log pattern ladies turtleneck is for you. Claim your prize by ordering now.

Product Details
  • Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
  • 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
  • Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
  • Chain encouraged, not included
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

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