The Wood You Rather
Bark Printed Ladies Unisex Turtleneck
To see if this women's Xmas lumber turtleneck is for you, let's play Wood You Rather, we wanna axe you some questions. First question: Wood you rather attract lumberjacks or computer nerds? Second question: Wood you rather stay warm this winter by jogging in place or with under-the-covers collaborative friction (are we allowed to say sex, cause we mean sex)? Third question: Wood you rather look smoking hot or like a wet blanket?
If you answered any of these questions correctly then the log pattern ladies turtleneck is for you. Claim your prize by ordering now.