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The Corkscrew Casanova
Long Sleeve Stretch Button Down
The Corkscrew Casanova
Long Sleeve Stretch Button Down
Measurements reflect garment dimensions.
All units are in inches.
Please use this
chart as a general guide as
measurements are approximate.
Measure yourself around the
fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under
the arms and across the back.
Measure from shoulder to
bottom of hem.
I recently learned the disturbingly fascinating fact that ducks have impossibly long, corkscrew-shaped penises, and now it's all I can think about when I see ducks. Never again will I be able to feed these horrifying creatures my leftover avocado toast or watch reruns of Duck Tails without feeling just a little uncomfortable...unless I'm wearing this stretch flannel button-down shirt. That kind of comfort could never be thwarted, even with visions of barbed, spiral avian wangs that can't be unseen.
I recently learned the disturbingly fascinating fact that ducks have impossibly long, corkscrew-shaped penises, and now it's all I can think about when I see ducks. Never again will I be able to feed these horrifying creatures my leftover avocado toast or watch reruns of Duck Tails without feeling just a little uncomfortable...unless I'm wearing this stretch flannel button-down shirt. That kind of comfort could never be thwarted, even with visions of barbed, spiral avian wangs that can't be unseen.
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