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I recently learned the disturbingly fascinating fact that ducks have impossibly long, corkscrew-shaped penises, and now it's all I can think about when I see ducks. Never again will I be able to feed these horrifying creatures my leftover avocado toast or watch reruns of Duck Tails without feeling just a little uncomfortable...unless I'm wearing this stretch flannel button-down shirt. That kind of comfort could never be thwarted, even with visions of barbed, spiral avian wangs that can't be unseen.

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  • 59% Tencel, 38% Cotton, 3% Spandex
  • 3% stretch for comfort like you've never had before
  • Corduroy lining on placket, cuffs, chest pockets, and beer pocket
  • Hand pockets, chest pockets, and a beer pocket for maximum storage
  • Model in studio is 6', 200lbs, and wearing size Large
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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