"All gold err thang," they say. The karats be 24*, just like the rims you ride on, swanging around town. The future's bright, so you need a pair of shades to keep you on track. That's where these peripheral shade blockers come in. Haters look from the sidelines, so it's easy to stay on point when the 4Q comes along.
They're military grade, like the cartels' golden guns. The blades also have three separate adjustment points so going from rad to the raddest is a click away (aka you can make 'em fit your perty mug better).