The Rattlesnakes & Condoms
Snakeskin New Years Eve Suit
When you wear a snakeskin blazer and matching snake print pants, you're expected to give the toast to the crowd of 35 drunkards at your cousin Earl's shotgun wedding. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them. Anyways, we've already whipped up the most fitting toast you can give in this snakeskin New Year's Eve suit:
"Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms.... two things I never f*** with."
- Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
- External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
- Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
- Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
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