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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription

8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Studies show that horniness can turn people into irrational monsters, and based on this print we’re gonna have to say the science is solid. Donning these Halloween character Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly is only going to improve your chances with that sexy police officer at your Halloween party. We recommend verifying the authenticity of their costume before requesting an extensive bedside handcuff demonstration.


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