The Monster Smash
Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Studies show that horniness can turn people into irrational monsters, and based on this print we’re gonna have to say the science is solid. Donning these Halloween character Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly is only going to improve your chances with that sexy police officer at your Halloween party. We recommend verifying the authenticity of their costume before requesting an extensive bedside handcuff demonstration.