The Stars and Stripes
American Flag Ball Hammock® Long Boxers
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Know what you don't see by dawn's early light? My thighs. These 8.5 inseam Ball Hammocks with long legs are ready to cover your thighs in the most patriotic fashion. Getcha some.