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We didn't just whip up the Christmas tree camouflage suit so you could win best dressed at the 7th annual Cubicle Christmas Celebration. We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins, crazy alcoholic uncles, and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends. Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away. That's where the camo comes in. Slip this baby on, stand near a Christmas tree and treat yourself to so much needed peace and quiet. You deserve it. 

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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