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Description
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Pouch Underwear Technology
The Pouch
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
The Fabric
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
The Magic
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
The Technicals
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)
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