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The Spread Eagle
Neon Beanie
The Spread Eagle
Neon Beanie
I asked our graphic designer the first thing he thought of when he saw this neon spread eagle ski beanie. The answer? Sex. I continued, asking "Was it really?" He doubled down, ensuring me spread eagle does, in fact, mean sex. So there you have it, a retro ski beanie that reminds ya of sweet, sweet whoopie. What more can you ask for? Maybe an explanation to tell your grandma? Tell her it's a ski trick that she shouldn't try. Bad hips, ya know?
I asked our graphic designer the first thing he thought of when he saw this neon spread eagle ski beanie. The answer? Sex. I continued, asking "Was it really?" He doubled down, ensuring me spread eagle does, in fact, mean sex. So there you have it, a retro ski beanie that reminds ya of sweet, sweet whoopie. What more can you ask for? Maybe an explanation to tell your grandma? Tell her it's a ski trick that she shouldn't try. Bad hips, ya know?
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