The All American
Mascot Boxer & Flames Thong Pack
This boxer and thong combo pack is the new mascot in your relationship. It's the matching couples underwear that emphasizes freedom. Freedom from sweaty, smashed balls with our ball hammock boxers. Freedom from VPL with our seamless thong.
So much freedom you might end up producing a small human after wearing these together.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.