Vacation coming up? Hell yeah, check out these matching Hawaiian outfits. No vacation coming up? Well, you deserve one. Call in sick and tell your boss, Fran, that her famous casserole tastes like a horse’s ass. After that, immediately hop in the car. With Hawaiian theme clothes in tow, you barrel down the interstate like a seagull who just discovered unattended fries. Kicking open the doors to your partner’s work like Chuck Norris, you tell Susan at reception to, “Shove it.” You see your better half, toss them a matching Hawaiian shirt and dress, and Bonnie and Clyde out of there to the Gulf Coast where you survive off of cheeseburgers and tequila. That’s the vacation you need and these are the only clothes for it.