The Tyrant LizardDinosaur Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
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Description
The man doesn't want me to tell you this but screw him. These dinosaur boxer briefs might be an elaborate ruse put on by power-hungry paleontologists. Yes, we have fossils of dinosaurs to see what their bone structure was like, but what I want to know is: Who decided that the t-rex has no hair on it...s head? Riddle me that. Who's to say that pterodactyls didn't have afros, and triceratops weren't all gingers (and fire crotches)? LITERALLY no one knows. It's quite upsetting. But whatever. Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock® boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic, to say the least.Matching Styles Available.
Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
The Pouch
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
The Fabric
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
The Magic
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
The Technicals
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling
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