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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. This snake print swim brief you're looking at is the snake pit and it's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for three days - showers and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit?" The answer is MicroModal, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second-softest place you can put your junk.

You don't know the sensation of the hog hammock yet, but we'll equate it to having your boys gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm with these green snake Ball Hammocks with fly.

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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