The Trouser SnakeBoa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
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Description
It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. This snake print swim brief you're looking at is the snake pit and it's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off f...or three days - showers and all. Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit?" The answer is MicroModal, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second-softest place you can put your junk. You don't know the sensation of the hog hammock yet, but we'll equate it to having your boys gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm with these green snake Ball Hammock® with fly.Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
The Pouch
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
The Fabric
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
The Magic
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
The Technicals
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling
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