The Patriotic Pair
Ball Hammock With Fly & Thong Pack
Measurements reflect garment dimensions.
All units are in inches.
Please use this
chart as a general guide as
measurements are approximate.
Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.
Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.
Measure yourself around the
fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under
the arms and across the back.
Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.
Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.
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