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If you haven't seen a juvenile bald eagle, don't start looking now. It's not the majestic, full blown white-topped ornithological (yeah, I used that word, I have a vast lexicon) embodiment of the greatest country on Earth you're envisioning.

For the purposes of covering you and your little one's bean bags we've with a mature bald eagle. Enjoy the family photo ops your kids will probably cringe at when they're 30. P.S. Adult sized Ball Hammocks are equipped with a fly while the child size boxers are not.

 

Product Details

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
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HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

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MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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