Opposuits have a modern, slim-fit design. If you can bench press a small
horse or if you consider yourself "husky," we recommend you choose
one size bigger than your normal suit jacket and pants.
Pants: are slightly longer than a standard suit. This is
done on purpose so they look good with any type of shoe. They can be
easily shortened by your local dry cleaner or granny with sewing skillz.
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Ladies red knit ugly christmas sweater suit
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Feast your eyes on The Soiree of Sin red Ugly Christmas sweater suit. By now, we hope you're familiar with the red dress effect. If you aren't, it's when party people who wear red outfits are perceived as more sexually appealing, which is exactly what you will be in this red Christmas suit. How many times have you looked at someone stuffed in to an itchy Christmas sweater and thought, "wow I'm glad that's not me?" Stay classy this holiday season and show your family the balance you've acquired as a functioning adult who still parties with this red sweater suit. Sure it has Christmas patterns, green Christmas trees, and reindeer twerking on it, but it also has a tie. And ties make outfits fancy. Just like you.
DEET
Slim fit, European cut. Tie included
Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie
Feast your eyes on The Soiree of Sin red Ugly Christmas sweater suit. By now, we hope you're familiar with the red dress effect. If you aren't, it's when party people who wear red outfits are perceived as more sexually appealing, which is exactly what you will be in this red Christmas suit. How many times have you looked at someone stuffed in to an itchy Christmas sweater and thought, "wow I'm glad that's not me?" Stay classy this holiday season and show your family the balance you've acquired as a functioning adult who still parties with this red sweater suit. Sure it has Christmas patterns, green Christmas trees, and reindeer twerking on it, but it also has a tie. And ties make outfits fancy. Just like you.
DEET
Slim fit, European cut. Tie included
Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie