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  • Slim fitting knit Christmas sweater
  • 100% Acrylic, 100% Relevant 
  • Banded elastic cuffs and waist
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO

Description

I told myself I had to go watch the Human Centipede in order to write this Christmas sweater description, and boy was I wrong. Don't do it. Don't watch the Human Centipede. Just buy this sweater and let your creepy friends ask you if its the Human Centipede, to which you reply "No, It's the Human Santapede". Everyone bursts into tears. Curtains close. The crowd goes absolutely crazy. 

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