The Old Schooler

Retro Green Stripe Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Old Schooler Ball Hammock Underwear
The Old Schooler Ball Hammock Underwear
retro stripe mens underwear
vintage pattern underwear for men
striped green underwear for men
27.99(16.99 on subscription)

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Description

This pattern looks like something you'd find in the back of your Grandpappy's closet on an old short sleeve button up shirt. You bet your ass I'd snag the shirt from that closet and bring it back to it's former glory. Here's the next best thing, because if these were your Grandpappy's boxers, I trul...
Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

A close up of a heather gray pair of Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear.

The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic

Sparkle

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

A the lower half of a man in red Shinesty Standard Ball Hammock boxers on a lavendar background

The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)

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