The Mars LandingRed Space Dye Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
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Description
Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me ho...pe. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammocks that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.Matching Styles Available.
Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
The Pouch
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
The Fabric
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
The Magic
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
The Technicals
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling
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