The Mars Landing
Red Space Dye Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
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DescriptionLong story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me ho...pe. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammocks that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.
Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
🥜 - Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundel
🌬️ - Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day
🍦- Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft.
😚 - Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.