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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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Polar bears have a reputation for being the cuddly arctic mascot for the world's favorite soft drink, but just like every other fuzzy creature who's had it's own full-length feature documentary on the Discovery Channel, they ain't nothing but mammals. Not only does their naughty side keep them warm while perpetuating the species, but legend has it that this is how Coke gets it's classic flavor. No wonder they tell us it's a secret recipe.

Product Details

    Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

    Cheeky Panties

  • Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
  • Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

    Bralette

  • Features: Reversible, Solid Print inside, Worn 4 ways
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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