THE CARELESS CASANOVA | MARDI GRAS GREEN, PURPLE & YELLOW SUIT

We don't know much about Mardi Gras, but we figured as long as you at least look like you know everything about Fat Tuesday, you can avoid getting called out as a poser and spend your day drowning in Sazerac. Enter this killer combo green blazer, purple pants, and yellow bowtie. Wear this baby and absolutely nobody will question your dignity or authority...in fact, it may get you into some places you never thought you get into, like backstage at a Flogging Molly concert, or on top of a janky parade float, or even passed out in a dumpster. Long story short, you ain't looking like garbage in a classy blazer and bow tie, even if you are taking a trash nap.