We don't know much about Mardi Gras, so we figured as long as you look like you know a ton about Fat Tuesday, you can avoid the backlash and spend the entire day drowning in Sazerac. Enter this killer combo green blazer, purple pants, and yellow bowtie. Wear this baby and absolutely nobody will question your dignity or authority... In fact, it may get you into some places you never thought you get to, like backstage at a Flogging Molly concert, or on top of a janky parade float, or even passed out in a dumpster on your way to a landfill. Long story short, you ain't looking like garbage in a classy blazer and bow tie, even if you are taking a tour of the trash can.