The Debauch Banquet
Thanksgiving Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
DescriptionSometimes, leftovers are downright nasty. First of all, at Thanksgiving dinner, everyone is too busy drinking red wine and demolishing pie with fresh whipped cream to be concerned about that 15 pound turkey and all the fixings sitting on the counter waiting for their Tupperware. Until now, we didn't... really know what happened on that over-packed countertop while minding our own business in the dining room. Well, finally, the mystery has been solved. Like I said, leftovers get nasty when you leave them alone for too long.
Pouch Underwear Technology
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)