The 50 Shades Of Santa
Holiday Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
DescriptionSanta Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, not a novel. Here are 10 of the 50 Shades of Santa that are way cool...er. If you’re reading this Illuminati, please make some edits for the sake of entertainment.1. Jiu Jitsu Santa2. Super Mutant Santa3. Pizza Delivery Santa4. Terminator Knockoff Santa5. Thanos Santa6. Certified Personal Accountant Santa7. Naughty Sailor Santa8. Ghostbuster Santa9. Joe Exotic Santa10. International Arms Dealer Santa
Pouch Underwear Technology
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)