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THE NINJA BREAD | GREEN GINGERBREAD COOKIE BLAZER

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

    Description

    We've designed our new line of ugly Christmas sweater suits because in 2018, everybody knows how to stunt like their daddy. From the dad hats craze to paying a premium for shoes that look like your grandpas Nike Air Monarchs, we've moved on to stunting ON our Dads. Introducing the Ninja Bread gingerbread cookie blazer, the first outfit to pun on your Daddy. You don't have to be 55 and call your kids "sport" to pun right, just slide on this green Christmas sweater blazer and listen to everyone at the 3rd annual Sinful Soiree say "Oh my gawd. Your suit is so funny. Ninja bread? I totally get it. You pun like your daddy." 

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