The Smooth Talker
Candy Hearts Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
What do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. This raunchy Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear adds some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.