The Threat Level Midnights
Black Boxer and Ball Cream Pack
The yin to your wang has arrived in the form of the most comfortable pair of black boxers you've ever owned. BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE. You can buy just those Ball Hammocks alone on another page, but this is where you belong because we've thrown in something to sweeten the deal. This ball cream is about to be your best friend. Got shweddy balls? No longer. Get the best pack on our website now.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.