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The yin to your wang has arrived in the form of the most comfortable pair of black boxers you've ever owned. BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE. You can buy just those Ball Hammocks alone on another page, but this is where you belong because we've thrown in something to sweeten the deal. This ball cream is about to be your best friend. Got shweddy balls? No longer. Get the best pack on our website now.

Product Details

Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Ball Cream

  • Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a powder to keep SWASS at bay
  • Keeps you smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn't
  • Sweat protection
  • Fights unwanted odors, you dirty boy
  • Prevents chub rub, soothes spicy spots with aloe
  • Made in the USA

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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