The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle. DEETS Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction Soft, flexible waistband Durable no-itch flatlock stitching Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO Brand: Shinesty

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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If it's warm outside as you read this, I can almost guarantee your gonads are a little sweaty. If you've ever suffered from bat wings, SWASS or chub rub you may be entitled to compensation. Just kidding, we can't offer you money, but we can offer you a solution to your Gold Bond addiction. Introducing Happy Nuts: the most innovative comfort cream to ever soothe your shweaddy balls. It applies like a lotion, and dries like a powder to keep you cool and comfortable 24/7. If all of that hasn't already convinced you that you NEED this stuff, then allow me to remind you that no suitable mate enjoys 'nad sweat. None. Not one. DEETS Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a powder to keep SWASS at bay Keeps you smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn't Sweat protection Fights unwanted odors, you dirty boy Prevents chub rub, soothes spicy spots with aloe Made in the USA

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This boxer and ball cream pack is a triple wammy + 1. Get 3 of our most comfortable black Ball Hammock® and then some. We threw in a cream to powder ball comfort goo. If you and Gold Bond have a relationship...it's time to end it. Product Details Boxers Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton) Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener Ball Cream Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a powder to keep SWASS at bay Keeps you smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn't Sweat protection Fights unwanted odors, you dirty boy Prevents chub rub, soothes spicy spots with aloe Made in the USA

The Zero Shades of Grey | 3 Black Ball Hammock® Boxers and Ball Cream Pack

The Zero Shades of Grey

The Zero Shades of Grey

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