These are the official undies of the 4th of July. When the fireworks go off you can rip up your denim skirt and show of this wonder of the world. Just make sure you're in your backyard with consenting adults before letting your eagle fly.

The Mascot | American Flag Seamless Thong - Shinesty

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The Mascot | American Flag Seamless Thong

Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock®, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, you will not be disappointed.

The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty

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The Patriotic Pair | American Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack - Shinesty

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American Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack

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American Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack

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