The Patriotic Pair
American Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack
This couples boxer & thong pack is only for certain relationships. No offense, but if you don't fart around each other, you'll need to move your mouse to the top right corner and give it a lil' click.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.