Introducing our all-new Her Hammock Seamless Thong. Showcasing Shinesty's soaring eagle backed by 13 bars and 50 stars of rugged steel and sex appeal on your lady bits; this American flag thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see your land of the free that you are, without a doubt, unforgettable. Product Details Silky Barely There Feel Zero Panty Lines Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em Mid rise with low coverage Materials & Care 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot 100% Breathable cotton liner Machine wash delicate with like colors Tumble dry low

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The Mascot | American Flag Seamless Thong

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Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammock®, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, you will not be disappointed. DEETS Ball Hammock® support pouch 3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in) Moisture wicking & breathable 4-way stretch Anti-bunching construction Soft, flexible waistband Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry. Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

This couples boxer & thong pack is only for certain relationships. No offense, but if you don't fart around each other, you'll need to move your mouse to the top right corner and give it a lil' click. Product Details Boxers Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton) Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener Thong Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Patriotic Pair | American Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack

The Patriotic Pair

The Patriotic Pair

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