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 If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammock® and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking for a pole. Give it a place to perch in these Mascot long leg Ball Hammock®. 
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
 
 8 1/2" inseam,  4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction 
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry  
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The Mascot | American Flag Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our best-selling hot dog pattern now available on a long leg fit.  
 We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place your weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxers and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents... 
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

  There’s nothing more wholesome than lying down in the grass and looking for shapes in the clouds. Gazing at this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, I can see a bunny, a giraffe, and a whale. What do YOU see? BTW expect some precipitation in about 15 minutes.  
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The Reverse Cloud Girl | Cloud Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

  Look great at any formal event in these long leg tuxedo Ball Hammock® pouch underwear before being politely asked to leave. Fun Fact: A lot of people rent their tuxedo underwear, but if you’re gonna wear it more than twice in your life it actually makes more financial sense to buy.  
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The 009 | Black Tuxedo Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 Consider this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear a tool box for protecting the most versatile tool in your collection. That one piece of hardware can drill, screw, AND hammer, so take good care of it. Also, ignore the mark on the tape measure at 4 inches. 
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Denver, CO  
 

The Tool Kit | Tools Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself.  
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Denver, CO  
 

The Knot Tonights | Balloon Animal Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

  The time I appreciate this pair of long leg Bambi Buncher Ball Hammock® underwear the most is after a long, arduous day of crouching around in the woods waiting for my ideal bucky. After taking an all-black Ford Raptor back to my log cabin party pad, I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit, simultaneously powering through 6-10 extra-salty venison sticks to re-power my body and keep me focused.  
  Keep the Bojangles bouncing even during your sweatiest forest sessions with these orange camo deer boxers.  
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The Bambi Bunchers | Deer Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 This Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly raises the question: What’s a varmint’s favorite sex position? Prairie doggy style! (Their second favorite is missionary because the eye contact strengthens their emotional connection.) 

The Brokeback Mounted | Prairie Dog Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

  Bring the Wild West into your pants with these. No more hootin' and hollerin' because this pair of long leg   Ball Hammock® pouch underwear   is made with MicroModal fabric. It's 3x softer than cotton to keep your undercarriage in hog heaven. 

The Giddy Up | Sheriff Badge Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 Celebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better. 

The Boston Tea Bag Party | Patriotic Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 This must be what they’re hiding in Area 51. No wonder all of those randy teens were dying to be a part of the raid. 
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO  
 

The Close Encounter | Alien Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 The hot dogs on this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are heating up before they even get to the grill. Hope you like toppings, because these dogs are getting pumped with ketchup until they squirt mustard. 

The Use a Condiment | Hot Dogs Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

 Get lucky in this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and the cephalopods won’t be the only ones squirting. Fun Fact: The plural of “octopus” is “octopi”. But the plural of “cocktopus” is “cocktopussies.” 
 Product Details 
 
  Brand: Shinesty  
  8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction  
  Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry   
 
 Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling 
 Soft, flexible waistband 
 
  Durable no-itch flatlock stitching  
  Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle  
  Designed by Allie T. in Denver, CO  
 

Monthly Boxer Subscription - Wild Long Options

The Mascot

American Flag Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Coney Islands

Hot Dog Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Reverse Cloud Girl

Cloud Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The 009

Black Tuxedo Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Tool Kit

Tools Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Knot Tonights

Balloon Animal Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Bambi Bunchers

Deer Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Brokeback Mounted

Prairie Dog Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Giddy Up

Sheriff Badge Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Boston Tea Bag Party

Patriotic Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Close Encounter

Alien Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Use a Condiment

Hot Dogs Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Swollen Tentacles

Octopus Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly