Be a champion in Chicago Bears apparel.
The Chicago Bears turn 100 this year and throughout their century-long tenure as a professional football team, attained several championships. Odds are if you are reading this, you were not part of any of the teams who climbed atop the rest of the league to hoist the championship trophy.
However, you can still be a champion in Chicago Bears apparel by selecting any of the Chicago Bears gear on this page. How exactly does that work, you ask? Let us break it down for you:
There is an age-old adage that goes “the clothes make the man.” Essentially, that means that dressing well helps make people successful. Wearing our Chicago Bears clothing will absolutely make you successful - champion-level-successful even.
Let me ask you this, have you ever seen someone not being a champion in Chicago Bears pants? Didn’t think so. How about vintage Chicago Bears overalls? Nope. How about Chicago Bears blazer? Sweet sassy, molassy, absolutely not. This is Chicago Bears apparel for champions and champions only. Regardless of where you wear this stuff, you are going to win. So Bear down, put on some of the clothes you see here and go and grab that championship. Just steer clear of the uprights, okay?
Bear down with some fun Chicago Bears gear.
Bear with me here - I need to catch y’all up to speed on a few things. Before sitting down to type this up, I bared all to my boss, telling him I couldn’t bear to think of writing about Chicago Bears apparel without some bear-based puns.
And this got me thinking - when discussing the merits of fun Chicago Bears gear, how many times could I squeeze in the word “bear?” This shouldn’t be the goal of what you are reading right now. The goal of this series of words, aptly titled “Bear down with some fun Chicago Bears gear,” should be about trying to sell you our Chicago Bears pants. But just like the Bearenstain Bears, there are multiple stories and directions this could take.
I can barely contain myself. I’ve made it to at least a baker’s dozen at this point. I think my job is done here. Bear down.