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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

The man doesn't want me to tell you this, but screw him. These dinosaur boxer briefs might be an elaborate ruse put on by power-hungry paleontologists. Yes, we have fossils of dinosaurs to see what their bone structure was like, but what I want to know is: Who decided that the t-rex has no hair on it's head? Riddle me that. Who's to say that pterodactyls didn't have afros, and triceratops weren't all gingers (and fire crotches)? LITERALLY no one knows. It's quite upsetting. But whatever. Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic to say the least. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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