The Cyantific Theory
Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Cyantific Theory | Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
The Cyantific Theory | Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
plain turquoise pouch underwear briefs
the cyantific brief with a fly
super soft turquoise ball hammock
plain turquoise pouch underwear briefs
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Description

Our favorite theory is natural selection because you can see it all around you, and especially on your Instagram feed. Our second favorite is the Cyantific theory which simply states that your ass is guaranteed to look fantastic in this pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear briefs.

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Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

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The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

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The Magic

Sparkle

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

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The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling

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