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The Tryptophan Tyrants Thanksgiving Skater Dress

The tryptophan tyrants thanksgiving skater dress

$69.99
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Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.

Product Details

  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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