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Description

This Thanksgiving suit blazer just made turkey day sexy. If that makes you uncomfortable, just think about every other holiday. Halloween has slutty cats. Christmas has mistletoe. Thanksgiving now has this fall-themed blazer.

Sadly, somewhere along the way, Thanksgiving became more about making a food baby rather than making an actual baby. This holiday suit is changing that. I mean let's be real, there's nothing hotter than decorative gourds oozing out of a cornucopia.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

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