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For far too long this copywriter’s girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake adorned Christmas sweater suit and matching dress. In a sad desperate move to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. Yes, I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit. 

No, it did not save my relationship, but perhaps it can save yours. Raise the white flag. This one goes out to all the boys out there whose significant others have complete control over their wardrobe choices. Good night and good luck.

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
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