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When we created these royal blue ball hammock boxers, we cited ancient mythology and long-standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress-making competition for Queen Charlotte, the ride-or-die of King George III. Legend has it that ole’ Georgie was so "shooketh" by the winning shade of the promiscuous primary color that he needed some matching undergarments for his own pleasure.

Hundreds of years later and we've developed the most advanced ball hammock boxer briefs with the same royal blue color as KGII himself. While KGII had some nice drawers, he didn't have blue Ball Hammock Boxer Briefs with a bonafide ball pouch and ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the boys cool and collected all day long. Rest your golden goose eggs upon a silky smooth throne and you instantly become the king of Ballahalla. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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