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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

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MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

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Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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Time for a history lesson. You probably knew that the deliciously sugary and addictive beverage, Coca Cola, used to be made with none other than Charlie Sheen's favorite nose candy. But alas, it was discovered that this should not be an additive in a legal beverage. So, chemists had to find a new way to create the popular beverage. We will spare you the precisely scientific details, but just understand that these adorable little polar bears featured on our perfected Ball Hammock's are making Coke. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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