The Swollen Tentacles
Octopus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Swollen Tentacles | Octopus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Swollen Tentacles | Octopus Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
men's octopus ball hammock
swollen tentacles octupos ball hammock
super soft octopus underwear
octopus men's underwear
25.99(16.99 for subscribers)
Standard (w/o Fly)

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During Pride Month (6/1/2022 - 6/30/22) 15% of the net proceeds from the sales of this product will be donated to causes that support the LGBTQ+ community.

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Complete The Look


Get lucky in this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and the cephalopods won’t be the only ones squirting. Fun Fact: The plural of “octopus” is “octopi”. But the plural of “cocktopus” is “cocktopussies.”

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Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

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The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic


These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

A the lower half of a man in red Shinesty Standard Ball Hammock boxers on a lavendar background

The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling

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