War is a terrible thing. So we feel it’s important to inform the masses of the conflict that ravages the North Pole each year as supply chains become more congested and Santa’s holiday routine becomes ever more stressful for all involved. Reindeer can shoot laser beams from their frickin eyes and elves do commit acts of violence against leprechauns even though they have more in common than they’d like to admit. Santa also traded in his boomer sleigh for a slick and modern attack craft courtesy of his friends at Area 51. The extra firepower will prove to be essential if he is to be successful against the Turkey Confederation. The war for the title of best gift giver is almost as fierce as the Holiday Wars, but victory is guaranteed when you snag these holiday war Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear.

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