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The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts
The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts

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Our Heat Map suit short is not an actual heat map short. We tried to make an actual thermal short. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my crotchal region and the occasional pouf for the rear. To be honest, I started getting worried that all other areas of my body were dying, if not already dead. I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red spots. Bad times.  

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Product Details

  • Slim Fit
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • 7" inseam

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