The Debauch Banquet
Dinner Bikini Underwear
DescriptionSometimes, leftovers are downright nasty. First of all, at Thanksgiving dinner, everyone is too busy drinking red wine and demolishing pie with fresh whipped cream to be concerned about that 15 pound turkey and all the fixings sitting on the counter waiting for their Tupperware. Until now, we didn't... really know what happened on that over-packed countertop while minding our own business in the dining room. Well, finally, the mystery has been solved. Like I said, leftovers get nasty when you leave them alone for too long.
Sure, some people love to have a piece of floss up their butt crack, but every now and then, it's nice to wear a pair of bikini panties that cover your precious booty. Shinesty's bikini panties don't cut into your hips, they lay just right. Shop funny prints and unparalleled patterns you won't find anywhere else.
Your new favorite bikini.
3x Softer Than Cotton
- MicroModal fabric is breathable & cozy
- Anti-muffin top mid-rise waistband with moderate booty coverage