If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammock® and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking for a pole. Give it a place to perch in these Mascot long leg Ball Hammock®.

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These classic solid grey long leg Ball Hammock® are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection. For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, this pair of long leg pouch underwear will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

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Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me hope. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammocks that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.

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The time I appreciate this pair of long leg Bambi Buncher Ball Hammock® underwear the most is after a long, arduous day of crouching around in the woods waiting for my ideal bucky. After taking an all-black Ford Raptor back to my log cabin party pad, I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit, simultaneously powering through 6-10 extra-salty venison sticks to re-power my body and keep me focused. Keep the Bojangles bouncing even during your sweatiest forest sessions with these orange camo deer boxers.

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Life is better when you buy in bulk. That’s why Costco exists. Do I need two 6 packs of oversized almond poppyseed muffins? No. But am I going to eat two a day for the next 6 days? Probably. We had that same mentality when we created this animal themed long leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 5 Pack and marked it 20% off because more underwear for less money is always better.

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