Prank your friends with...
Shinesty InflataBulge™ Boxers
These are no joke.
What?
A pair of boxers with an inflatable crotch.
For who?
Your friend, your coworker, your brother. Your dad. Your granddad. Your husband. Your girlfriend’s husband. We don’t care.
Why?
Cause we all know someone who could use a good humbling.
Is it real?
Yes, it is. You preorder now, and on April 1 we ship a pair of real Shinesty InflataBulge™ Boxers to whoever you choose. They’ll also get an email from us saying…
Seriously?
Yes and no. Yes, we’ll really ship InflataBulge™ Boxers to whoever you choose. No, our VP of Marketing wouldn’t let me put “shrimp dick” in a subject line. But… Yes, we’ll send an email to whoever you want telling them someone in their life is very concerned about their little package, and wanted to anonymously gift them some Shinesty InflataBulge™ Boxers.
Won’t they think the email is just an April Fool’s Day joke from your company?
Yep! That’s the idea. Lull these small-dicked bastards into a false sense of security, then WHAM! Mail guy shows up with a pair of InflataBulge™ Boxers.
How much?
$39.99 And that includes our collectors’ edition Shinesty InflataBulge™ User Manual.
Do a pair of boxers need a user manual?
No, not really. But it was fun to write.
What’s in it?
Can’t tell. But let’s just say the manual really rubs in—in quite an unrelenting way—that your friend has a tiny penis.
This is kind of f*cked up.
Nah.
Yes. It perpetuates unhealthy beauty standards.
Sounds like something someone with a tiny penis would say.
Size doesn’t matter!
Couldn’t agree more. I’m a 5’7” Irish guy who wears size 6 shoes. I’m buying one of these for myself.
This really turns me off of your company.
Cool. We’ll see you in the Facebook comments section.
