The Latke'd and Loaded

Hanukkah Suit

Measure yourself around the
fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under
the arms and across the back.

Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.

Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.

Measure from the center back
of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.

Measure from the crotch to
the bottom of the hem.