You may have heard of something known as the red dress effect, but we'd like to introduce a new, simpler theory. It's called the red dong effect, the idea that sliding into a pair of these solid red boxer briefs causes ladies across the globe to flock, and inevitably makes your junk look gigantic. That's because these nut nesting boxers are the second softest thing you can put your junk in and the last pair of red pouch boxers you'll ever buy. Why? Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake, and Ball Hammock® technology gently lifts the boys out of the grundle, keeping 'em dry and looking big as ever. Do us a favor and give the red dong effect a try, then check out what Men's Health's has to say about 'em.

The Red Dong Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear, a unique and comfortable pair of boxer briefs for men.

Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with unique red dong effect.

Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear, a close-up of men's boxer briefs.

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The Red Dress Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear for intense situations, featuring ultra-soft MicroModal material and concealed carry pouch for your glock.

Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear for intense situations, featuring MicroModal material for a concealed carry pouch.

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Dark blue Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with a classic design.

Dark blue Ball Hammock® boxer briefs with classic design.

Boxer briefs with Ball Hammock® pouch, featuring a classic dark blue design.

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The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 Pack

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A pack of men's boxer briefs from The 3 Legged Race collection.

Men's boxer briefs pack featuring The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 Pack. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material for ultimate comfort.

Men's boxer briefs pack from The 3 Legged Race, made from ultra-soft MicroModal material.

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