The Millennial Snowflake
Snowflake Ball Hammock® Boxer and Thong Pack
The Millennial Snowflake is the perfect name for this boxer and thong combo pack because the material is softer than the common millennial snowflake. Luckily, our matching couples underwear doesn't come with a scarf and totally didn't waste a degree by becoming a barista.
What it does come with is a pair of Micromodal boxers that will tote your junk like it's royalty. With it, a seamless thong. A hoo-ha holster to some.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.