The Tight Ship
Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
Description
Being a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks™ and ca...ll it a day.