Here are the definitive rankings of who would win in various scenarios - Santa vs. Krampus: Brownie bake off: Santa Special brownie bake off: Krampus Arm Wrestling: Krampus Leg Wrestling: Santa (holding up that belly? you don't skip leg day) Wooing the lady of the house: It's a damn tie...is mommy k...issing Santa Claus? or is Krampus coming down that chimney? You decide.